feed the pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

by Ricey December 18, 2002

feed it a corn husk

1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.

2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)

Man, that beer and burrito combo really got to me, I have to go feed it a corn husk!

by Andrew Werlinger November 8, 2006

Feed the Cat

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

by kold93 April 4, 2009

feed me the Rock

A term used most commonly in basketball to request the passing of the ball

"Hey, feed me the rock" Player1 said to Player2

by anon940 April 12, 2011

feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

Feed Me

An electronic music producer that actually knows how to write music.

Despite his usual lack of enjoyment for electronic music, the musical expertise Patrick greatly enjoyed the song, "Strange Behaviours," by Feed Me due to his great and original writing.

by goopydudest October 23, 2013

feed the beavers

To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003