Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 6, 2004

FedEx

K Feds current label. The only person probably in the entire world who didn't see this coming was him.

FedEx has been moping and lying since the divorce, NOT like before the divorce

by SOLofSLC November 14, 2006

FedEx

the world ontime, guaranteed

You're so FedEx, it's remarkable!

by Rancho Ron May 1, 2003

FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

Fedexable

A well put together package. As in a smoke show.

That girl that just finished her workout is totally Fedexable.

by Sspark07 June 27, 2013

Fedex

An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.

"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"

by goentzel March 27, 2009

Fedexting

The skill of Driving while F'ing the Texter

A way of fucking in a car while driving and texting all at the same time. must be a multitask er to accomplish the fedexting skill

by HeWhoRunsNakedinWind July 21, 2010