fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

Fagitude

What guys who call everyone else fag and think they're effing awsum have

Girl 1: Hey r u still friends with Tristan?

Girl 2: No, he's having major fagitude.

by Aiely Auh-Mazing April 20, 2010

fattitude

A mispronunciation of the word "fatigue". Spoken by people who tend to confuse "you're" and "your", and say "nukular" instead of "nuclear".

I can't get b00fz, I have over 300 points of battle fattitude. LOL.

by The 2-Belo October 17, 2004

fanitude

A degree of fan-ness-natude.

My fanitude of Brett has reached a new low.

by fearthewildllama October 3, 2011

Fattitude

When you start thinking about, talking about and or craving lots of and or unhealthy food for the pleasure of your belly. (Physical size and eating habits are irrelevant)

All these food commercials are igniting my fattitude.

Will walked by the bakery and his fattitude kicked in as he stared at the pastries.

Will has a real fattitude, he keeps talking about food.

by Will huff July 15, 2018

fattitude

1) Fattitude is a bitter state of personal denial against the fact that the human body is not meant to survive in unhealthy conditions.

2)Fattitude is a personality defense mechanism that is often manifested at a level that is below consciousness of the person that is exhibiting it. To the general observer it is easily seen as a cry for help except when the person with said fattitude is confronted. It is then rarely, consciously accepted as a tool that is used to manipulate other people.

it’s primordial it’s mass economics , its mostly other people and social norms and often enough it’s a lonely heart, don’t overthink it Mrs Marash has fattitude problems.

by digitaltrix February 22, 2022

Fagitude

Attitude of confidence, pride, empowerment for being queer.

I feel maximum fagitude from the song.

by flgdzy October 5, 2023