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The Fat Bitch Chronicles

The series in which me and my friends piss off my fat bitch, pot smoking ex, Lisa Daniels.
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bunch of fat bitches

Surprisingly, "bunch of fat bitches" is not a term used to refer to overweight women in a derogatory manner, although it could be used that way. It is more often used to refer to just about anything in a negative light when the referrer can't think of anything wittier to say. See brainfart.
Doesn't always describe something in the plural sense. (See below).
"This taco tastes like a bunch of fat bitches."
Or;
Person #1: "Look at that bunch of fat bitches!"
Person #2: "..."
Person #2: "Your mom is a bunch of fat bitches."
by StVandal September 12, 2008
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fat bitch rodeo

A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'
'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'
by rolf harris March 15, 2004
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Stupid Fat Bitch

Most of the kids who sit on this sit complaining about how much America sucks before they go play counter strike some more.
Get off your ass and computer you stupid fat bitch.
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fat bitch walrus

A Mexican girl with saggy tits and big lips
Ew it's that fat bitch walrus girl
by Seahorse Eater April 21, 2017
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agonized fat bitch

a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.
Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.
by danodanodano January 15, 2011
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fat bitch friday

Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.
Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"
by The Real Handsome Rob October 4, 2016
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