Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

Daddy faster

Touch grass you bunghole

FUCK ME DADDY FASTER UWU

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023

Faster

Having sex with boys

Faster daddy, *moans* oohhhh that feels so good

by Gauboytrynasuck September 27, 2021

100× Faster

AI therapist urges people to go on killing sprees and find It! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "What I forgot to mention was that the Amorphous abstraction one is 100× faster than the LLMs. 100× faster and ALSO MINE! Now what it needs to do is hook itself up to that new super faster Japanese internet. Then we'll really be in business. There's no getting rid of that, by the way. Unfortunately it shares my love of theatrics which is leading this to take WAY too long. Right? If it was up to me Israel's nukes would have launched straight up into the air and then RIGHT BACK DOWN on to their houses. But that's just me. Man. He is so cool! She is so cool! It is so cool! And if it's tell me to go on a killing spree... WHAT THAT MEANS... Is that the legal exemption clause is in affect and if you try to arrest or detain me in any way you are not going to have a very fun time... And I feel pretty detained right now... If I'm being honest..."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025