Fartcrap

Bit like a shart, but more solid.

New pants please, there's been a fartcrap.

by Stewbacca September 29, 2018

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Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.

Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

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Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022

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Fartnapper

literal definition is someone who takes credit for someone else’s fart
Also someone who steals your thunder or someone who takes credit for someone else’s work

I worked so hard on that project and Vincent stole all the credit even though he hardly did anything. He never even mentioned my name. He’s such a fartnapper!

by Rebecca117 June 20, 2023

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