farns-worthed FARNZ-wurtht
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To be victimized by one who unintentionally destroys the otherwise positive outcome of your immediate future.
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To be victimized by one who unintentionally destroys the otherwise positive outcome of your immediate future.
by Enamudega April 8, 2009
Get the Farnsworthed mug.The masses that live in Farnworth, a place where loosers go to die, like an elephants graveyard.
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!
Farnworthians use phrases like..."shall we try one" "lets have a latch lifter" and "are we having a couple" when they are desperado's for a alcoholic drink.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.
by fiesty August 10, 2007
Get the Farnworthians mug.1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture
3. an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture
3. an inaccurate or false statement; a falsehood.
by Jonathan smith September 11, 2013
Get the Farns mug.Farndon is a small picturesque village outside the city of Chester in the UK. It is shit if you're below the age of two hundred and thirteen.
There are some beautiful views of the River Dee, as well as some buildings dating back to the 1500's. It is believed that some people in the village actually watched these being erected.
Farndon is the home village of Paul Burrell - Butler of the late Princess Diana. He and his wife own a flower shop on the high street. What a puff.
There are 3 pubs within 100 yards of each other. This is understandable as transport out of the village is few and far between. I mean what the FUCK man, no busses on sundays?! SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BUS COMPANY.
The local social club consists of a pool table and yet another bar. The best thing about the bowling green is the fact that sometimes there's sprinklers on.
There's also a small skatepark, where the fence around it restricts almost all movement.
Farndon is right on the England-Wales border, but luckily it is on the English side, so things could be worse.
There are some beautiful views of the River Dee, as well as some buildings dating back to the 1500's. It is believed that some people in the village actually watched these being erected.
Farndon is the home village of Paul Burrell - Butler of the late Princess Diana. He and his wife own a flower shop on the high street. What a puff.
There are 3 pubs within 100 yards of each other. This is understandable as transport out of the village is few and far between. I mean what the FUCK man, no busses on sundays?! SORT YOUR LIFE OUT BUS COMPANY.
The local social club consists of a pool table and yet another bar. The best thing about the bowling green is the fact that sometimes there's sprinklers on.
There's also a small skatepark, where the fence around it restricts almost all movement.
Farndon is right on the England-Wales border, but luckily it is on the English side, so things could be worse.
"Hey shall we go to Farndon today?" "No."
"Hey did anything ever happen in Farndon ever?" "No."
"Hey you don't get out much, at all. Do you live in Farndon?" "Yes"
"Hey did anything ever happen in Farndon ever?" "No."
"Hey you don't get out much, at all. Do you live in Farndon?" "Yes"
by i'mreallylazy. April 23, 2009
Get the Farndon mug.Phrase used to describe the art of showing off, expressing your vast array of skills or special tricks. Displaying ones talents with a piece of equipment or object. Can also be used as 'Farn-ing'
Show us some 'Farne' dude!
Wow! sick moves kid, you really pulled some Farne!
Did you see that girl dancing last night? She really gave it some 'Farne'
Look at that guy Farning about on that bike!
Wow! sick moves kid, you really pulled some Farne!
Did you see that girl dancing last night? She really gave it some 'Farne'
Look at that guy Farning about on that bike!
by Chris French December 12, 2006
Get the Farne mug.Farnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.
It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers.
Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k.
Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.
Farnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.
They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors.
Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.
by fiesty August 10, 2007
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