farmer bob 

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

farmer bob by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

farmer's blow 

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

farmer's blow by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer spit 

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

farmer spit by Yup12 November 6, 2013

Farmer's Cheese

A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.

After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.

Farmer's Cheese by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016

Farmer Face 

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face

Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️

Farmer Face by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019

Farmer Counsel

Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive

Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel

Farmer Counsel by im a sheep June 23, 2019

Farmer Yi

The ultimate abomination for jungling, a jungler with an iq that starts with a decimal point.

Ways to detect this shithead of a jungler is seeing him clear jungle camps all day, all night.

When team beeds gank, he farms. When objective spawned, he farms, when entire team is dying, he farms. If his house on fire, he farms. If his girlfriend (not that he has any) leaves him, he farms. If he dies, he still farms in elo hell.

Awww shit, we have a farmer yi as our jungler

Farmer Yi by BanRangedTopsPLS March 27, 2022