Farage

Used to describe something that seems attractive on the surface, but will give you turbo-cancer/injury/death

Can be both adjective or adverb

"Are you sure about this Carl? Assaulting on foot over this terrain feels a bit farage"

"I know it's supposed to be mouldy, but this is farage fromage"

by Acid Monkey303 June 14, 2024

Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.

by Masterg1 November 24, 2023

Farage pool

The gross brown/green water that can collect at the bottom of a toilet brush holder over time due to a lack of basic cleaning.

Oh man, I had a 3 " deep Farage pool in the base of my toilet brush holder, I had to dump it down the toilet and disinfect the entire bathroom!

by Greased ferret March 4, 2023

Farage

The sounds a vagina makes when expelling air

Your cunt is doing a serious Farage right now....

by Brit_EU_remainer June 8, 2019

Farage

The dirty water spilled from an overflowing toilet

The bowl filled and overflowed spilling farage, thick with excrement, across the floor

by RubberDave September 2, 2020