pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.

Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn

by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013

Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

flappy bird syndrome

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.

i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

by Mickey kelevra February 3, 2014

fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

fappo

War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.

Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

fapplesauce

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

fapplause

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011