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Fantasy Basement 

A Fantasy Basement is essentially a place where, once fucked up, your dreams will be realized. Spreading like wildfire across the world, fantasy basements are becoming known as THE places to be on a friday or saturday night by High Schoolers. Generally they are an unfinished basement in a house where the parents or guardians are lax about underage intoxication and or sexual behaviors. There is no limit to the number of people allowed in this haven at a time, however, generally speaking, the more the merrier. "The fantasy", as it is sometimes known, spawns memories that teens will never forget, ranging from absurd hookups to "bro-outs" on a thursday night. Needless to say this is one place that anything is possible.
Hey man, how was your night in the Fantasy Basement?! Simply legendary
Fantasy Basement by bpauks November 7, 2010
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Fantasy Football 

A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.
I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks.
Fantasy Football by Kneel Jung August 2, 2011

Fantasy Baseball 

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.
John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study
Fantasy Baseball by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010

fantasy cheering 

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
fantasy cheering by hngryDavy October 5, 2010
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fantasy Fag

Brags every year about having the best team but does jack shit. 3 years 2 leagues no playoff wins✌️. Is worse at real football than fantasy. Perennial bench player who rides the pine like he rides dick, often. Resembles a grotesque chipmunk-human-tomato hybrid. Thinks he's gonna play university football, but the only reason any school would want a short, chubby receiver with brick hands is for free money.
Yooo Mon, I'm a fantasy fag, but I'm going to bishops
fantasy Fag by Rust/Isaiah October 28, 2018

fantasy god

3 words. john. kimpton. fin.
This man is such a fantasy god, that he knows the best players to pick years in advance.
fantasy god by barfolomew06 October 17, 2006

fantasy football 

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.
Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.
fantasy football by aldwardo October 15, 2006