Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatass

A pussy ass bitch beaner named Emilio Cardenas

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!

by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020

fanessa

Fanessa is when you are the attractor of the group you attract the guys or the girls you talk your way or your looks will

Shan:dang she is a fanessa
Derek:ya I think I like her
Shan:me too she’s fine

by Amathyst January 5, 2021

Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.

YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!

by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011

headass fatass nigga

A fucking terrible nigga at video games

Gustavo is suh a headass fatass nigga in siege

by endlessnigga December 17, 2018

Fatass

a tribe in trinity beach, whom gave up on being hot and attractive for summer and decided to move on to plan B which was create a tribe retreat to a cute little hut and eat food, fuck society with cute boys, the ass means they have a nice ass!

the fatass tribe strikes again in another community

by fatass tribes August 26, 2014