Fakeionist

When someone gets onto Urban Dictionary, at different times, or under different I.P.'s and screenames and constantly votes their senseless, and most often least relevant definition to the top. They're EVERYWHERE on here. Or a person in general you know or meet who is a "story-teller", and while your tellings it "how it is", they're more or less, telling it how it MIGHT be...how many do you know??

(Their definition: Couch: when you hurt yourself and put a giant C in front of it.... (obviously b.s. right?)
Real Definition: Couch: A piece of furniture, sometimes coming in sections used to sit on, placed inside a home or businesses.
See the difference?
Lets weed out the fakes..
The aforemention above the real definition is our culprit: the Fakeionist.

by Doug Martin September 22, 2007

fakecation

when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.

I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.

by Kat Moreau September 28, 2008

Faguation Party

A party full of fags, losers, and douche-bags. Commonly initiated by those lonely girls who only have ten friends.

Lisa invited me to her graduation party, but since only a few other loser kids were going, it sounded more like a faguation party.

by Antenna Dick June 17, 2010

web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.

She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!

by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011

fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.

In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.

by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008

fagsation

A strong feeling or sudden realization that someone you know or someone near you is a homosexual. Thought to be a combination of the derogatory term "fag" and the word "sensation".

Guy 1: "Dude I'm experiencing a serious fagsation from Bob right now..."
Guy 2: "Hell ya dude...that kid's a homo."

by VinnieROCKS94. February 1, 2009

Facecation

When someone takes a break from facial grooming (i.e. shaving).

"I decided not to shave today. I'm taking a facecation."

by McMac777 April 22, 2010