facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010

Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

FaceStupid

An under the line derogatory term for Facebook. Some hate it because others show off the good things about their life, which is often somewhat illusionary as everyone has problems. Or because the marketplace, depending on your geographic area is a joke. Whether that be people low balling, backing out. A third reason could be because FaceStupid can be considered a waste of time, in addition to it being oober mainstream, which goes at odds with hipsters.

The last time she was active on her FaceStupid was like eighteen hours ago. I wonder why that is.

by JMetal February 2, 2021

fagcist

A derogatory term for a fascist regardless of their actual sexuality. Originates from how the main symbol of fascism is a literal faggot.

“If the main symbol of an ideology is a faggot, does that makes it’s believers a fagcist?”

by Dejected Angel February 6, 2021