wife-faction

The amount of good (or bad) will your spouse currently bears toward your excessive gaming - especially in MMOs.

Originally coined by Omage on the Permafrost server in EQ2.

"Gotta go work on my wife-faction (i.e., empty the dishwasher), so I can raid this evening."

by DizzyGee October 19, 2007

Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

by SlopNChop May 27, 2017

Old fashioned oreo

When you pull your Penis out of a woman's anus and make a layer of poop on her back. You then cum on it, and put it back in her anus and make another layer of poop on top. Then you eat it.

Man, I'm really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!

by blagles August 8, 2016

Good old fashioned

Something that is good, and it is old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"

by ThatGuyDidIt June 17, 2018

anally fashioned

1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.

Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.

by i heart ladies night October 30, 2008

good old fashioned rape

It's just rape!

Dan had some good old fashioned rape.

by Well hellother September 2, 2017

Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005