When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.
*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy
*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy
Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts
Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)
Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts
Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts
Homegirl: Facts
Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)
Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts
Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts
by brooklynzfinest--lets go Mets! December 17, 2017
Get the Facts mug.(Noun) Agreeing with a statement. Often used by fuckboys. Derivation from "fact" which, of course, means "a true statement"
fuckboy 1: yooo javon was so drunk the other night, he sent dick pics to the pizza delivery guy
fuckboy 2: (in agreement) factsss
fuckboy 2: (in agreement) factsss
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The distance between the anus and the vagina.
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A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.
by flatster December 28, 2005
Get the fact mug.This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"
Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force
Me: wow that is such an ellen fact
Me: wow that is such an ellen fact
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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Milo: i love you more!!
Brandon: nooooooo
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Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.
Brandon: nooooooo
Milo: yessssssss
Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.
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Get the facts mug.I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.
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