FACTS!

An exclamation used when someone is overly sure that a given statement is true and,or relatable.
Yo man, Kim K's ass is pretty big.
FACTS! Her behind is brighter than my future.
by |naijaslastwoe| April 11, 2015
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Facts

(Noun) Agreeing with a statement. Often used by fuckboys. Derivation from "fact" which, of course, means "a true statement"
fuckboy 1: yooo javon was so drunk the other night, he sent dick pics to the pizza delivery guy

fuckboy 2: (in agreement) factsss
by Beems July 05, 2015
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by Anon September 16, 2003
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fact

The distance between the anus and the vagina.

Example: hold up your left hand and make a "C" shape with your thumb and index finger.

That's the distance you're looking for.
A FACT: The distance between a fuck hole and a muck hole and if you miss yer inna shit 'n thassa FACT.
by flatster November 25, 2005
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This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"
Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact
by sonofturbo October 07, 2009
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Milo: i love you more!!
Brandon: nooooooo
Milo: yessssssss
Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.
by owo.milo November 17, 2019
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rhetorical fact

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.
I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.
by thefj February 11, 2014
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