Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

facial erection

a girl blushing.

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.

by DanRico October 5, 2013

Facial Friday

That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.

John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

by liveMike June 19, 2008

facial riff-raff

(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.

Girl 1: Billy used to be so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's sad that he has all that facial riff-raff now.

by Estuarius June 7, 2009

Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

facial marination

the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face

jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need

by k dawg01 April 26, 2005