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Facepalm

An expression where the person slaps his open hand against his face and leaves it there awhile, usually used to show how flabbergasted you are over the stupidity of something just said.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Go left again
"VIC 20 The Count" game (message on screen): Use 1 or 2 words only.
AVGN: OK, I've got two words; fuck you!
Game (screen message)": "Don't know how to FUCK something"
AVGN: (facepalm)
by Burmy October 18, 2009
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facepage

what an elderly person refers to as their facebook
"Marilyn! I'm busy checking my facepage!"
by roxypoop August 18, 2009
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faceparty

Awful site full of 16 - 20yr old chavs who have the following common traits on their profile:

1 - Their musical taste is "R n B/Hip-Hop/Dance"
2 - Next to "Favourite Author" there is always some comment about "books r 4 saddos" or something.
3 - If male, perfect partner is: "Jordan - she iz mint"
4 - If female, perfect partner is "Vin Deezel" or "Orlando Bloom".
5 - Favourite film for girls "Dirty Dancin".
6 - Favourite film for lads - "2Fast2Furious".
7 - Hobbies include "Gerrin' wrecked wiv ma crew"
8 - TrUe WaNkErS tYpE lIkE tHiS.
Faceparty - created by dicks for dicks.
by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005
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facepalm

The act of putting your face into your palms as something is completely and utterly stupid.
Robbie Garrett posted on the forums. Facepalm.
by M&&(&*&(* October 24, 2011
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Facepalm

When you can't even articulate in any known Human language how retarded someone's behavior was...
Person1: I always thought Europe was a Country
Person2: Facepalm
by LateforWork June 23, 2014
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Facepalm

adj. The act of hitting one's face with the palm of one's hand to signify that explaining how stupid what was just said or done (in words) JUST DOESN'T WORK!!!

N/B When additionally something as stupid or stupider is said while you are facepalming, you are socially required to do a rare 'double facepalm,' wherein the subject (you) hits the back of their first hand with the palm of the other

N/B/N/B There cannot be a triple facepalm, when such a thing is required, decapitate the offender with your teeth
*subject one: "dude, I just tagged you on MyBook"
*subject two: *facepalm*
*subject one: " Wait, no, it's FaceSpace isn't it?"
*subject two: *double facepalm* "Ow, my face!"
*subject one: " Do you need a healthpack man?"
*subject two: "Triple facepalm."
*subject one: *facepalm* "Dude, it just doesn't work!"
by White Rock City Toilet September 19, 2009
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Facepalm

When words can't express the fail enough.
Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*
by Press To Talk January 1, 2010
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