Faffy

A mighty specimen related to the nonce.

random child : oi nonce get'ere
me : stfu faffy
random child : shit im outa here

by jamzyyyy July 2, 2018

faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

faffhead

Someone with idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Look at that guy climbing a mountain in flip-flops. What a faffhead.

by wearetheloop January 24, 2008

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008