fuctard

Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.

A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.

by Sonny IV Burnett August 11, 2003

fuctuate

1. Changing direction or course wildly and without any fucking rhyme or reason.

"What's wrong with her? Dude who knows... her mood fuctuates so often, I don't even try to keep up."

note: Redneck dictionary usage ( typically after someone lets out a particularly nasty round of flatulence )
"Good Lord Bubba!! What the fuct-u-ate!??"

by The Original Pez May 13, 2008

fuctard

A person who is both lacking intelligence and human decency.

"Christian couldn't smart his way outta a wet paper bag. He's such a fuctard."

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by Gn Leumassy March 15, 2022

fuctup

messed up in da brain

yo dat foo is fuctup

by bob tg September 13, 2003

fuctitude

the degree to which one is fucked

The cops stopped me with a bag of weed and I was in some serious fuctitude.

by Spoonie March 26, 2003

Fuction

Irritation of the private areas due to the friction that occurs during "fucking"

After having sex with my boy friend, I experienced severe fuction!

by jesykalynne November 17, 2011