Fruitcake 

A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, anddried fruit.

"The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now." - Inventor of the fruitcake

Fruitcake by purpleppleater1234 April 28, 2011

fruitcake 

A horribly amusing insult.

Scooter is a fruitcake.

fruitcake by Rachel June 6, 2004

Sadist Fruitcake 

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

Sadist Fruitcake by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

fruitcake 

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

fruitcake by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

Texas Fruitcake 

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

Texas Fruitcake by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake 

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

fruitcake by Vee April 21, 2004

backwards fruitcake 

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

backwards fruitcake by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015