first-world starving

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.

"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"

by therealadri October 19, 2011

Hillbilly First Class

When you sit in the bulkhead seat in coach and are right behind the first class section.

I got lucky to sit in Hillbilly First Class on my trip home for Thanksgiving.

by creeolina November 26, 2010

God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Firetruck game

The firetruck game is a game where 2(or more) people start by placing their hands on each others inner thighs, and slowly moving up until someone playing says "Red Light!" then, you would expect to stop. But.. The game has a.. Twist. The other person/people playing respond with: "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights." And continue moving their hand/hands. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵.

Have you heard of the firetruck game?
Yes, why?

X said they wanted to play..
Please don't.

by Sukomi. February 23, 2022

First Relationship Blues

Common in first relationships when one has unrealistic hopes and dreams. Typically they fall in love in a short amount of time feeling they cannot live without their other half . Attachment and obsession are some of the many symptoms . After the relationship ends their life falls apart after the realization that the future they imagined will never come . After the breakup a stage of “blues” arrives where they deal with depression and sadness for months until enough time has passed to heal the wound.

He had a really bad case of the First Relationship Blues

by LoveDoctor72 April 7, 2019

Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic British white girls who tweet about various topics including how they'd kill for a Chinese/McDonalds,boys, hangovers, slug and lettuce and Love Island. For some reason their generic tweets usually reach at least 10k likes.

Easy to spot as their profile picture is usually them posing in their parents' kitchen before a night out.

Fiat 500 Twitter: Omg I love it when my man treats me to a McDonalds x
20,000 likes

by imakedefinitions21 February 7, 2022