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Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.
wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...
by ork November 18, 2009
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fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".
by Jazpah January 4, 2010
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Fellatio Mignon

It’s when you receive oral sex while eating a steak!
by Baby Papaya Productions February 5, 2019
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Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
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Fellatio Logic

Thought terminating cliche

Blow your Mind control

An overused or redundant talking point used in place of true thought.

Vitriolic exaggeration overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect.

The start and finish of any ideological analysis

Fallacious logic
"Thought-terminating cliches are generally served up for our political fast food."

{Fill in the blanks} is Hitler.

Man, that guy shut me down with his fellatio logic. That blows.
by Socializt November 11, 2010
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Fellatio Fish

Named after the McDonald’s burger, Filet o’ Fish, the Fellatio Fish is when a woman’s vaginal district is too smelly, similar to that odour of a fish, that you do not want to go anywhere near it and would rather her felate you instead.
Mike: “ay bruh did you hit it last night

Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”
by Twizzy2bizzy May 17, 2020
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fellatio boy

The former president of the United States, who thought it was okey dokey if he got his knob guzzled in the oval office by a girl young enough to be his daughter.
"Boy, that Fellatio Boy is quite the rakish scumbag, isn't he?"

"Yo, I tried to tell Rayneesha that it wasn't really sex, just like Fellatio Boy said when he was under oath, but she said she had to go to drill team practice and it was disgusting anyway."
by abelard January 10, 2009
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