fedorable

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.

For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable

furry and green with a brackish flavor.

I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie

by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Fedork

A noun meaning a person who is wearing or often wears a fedora.

oh my god, look at that fedork. I bet he's looking at a meme on his phone right now.

by eko gkl November 4, 2013

fedora fic

A piece of literature that involves Frank Gioia, also known as Crankthatfrank, Patrick Stump, and the infamous fedora.

Person A: Have you heard of the Fedora Fic?
Person B: Stop talking right now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.

Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!

by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008