farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

farple

A fart while sitting in the bathtub

I was sitting in the bathtub relaxing when I let a farple out.

by Mike Remia June 22, 2006

Farpa

DARPA's latest new pet-project.

Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.

Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

Farpooqueed

When a woman fart's, poop's, queef's, and pee's at the same time.

That nasty bitch, she sat in the stall next to me and farpooqueed on the toilet.

by Rbtbre29 March 1, 2011

farpait

The act of mispurnouncing the word parfait at the mcdonalds drive thru

Mcdonalds worker: Hi, how may i help you?
Dan: Hi can i have a farpait...SHIT!!!

by Daniel42993 January 10, 2011

Farpulshlap

The farpulshlap is a discolored loose lips of the vagina that has been covered in silly putty that has been dipped in chocolate pudding.

Dude that chick had a loose goose so i decided to get my silly putty and some pudding and style those lips up and make it a farpulshlap!

by Pandanoi September 15, 2010

farpiss

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

by pester April 18, 2005