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Fastard

A private citizen or government official who, despite the dire consequences their actions create, does whatever they feel like doing for the momentary pleasure they will receive or favor they will gain. Pathological.
That bunch of fastards went to the beach even though their families were huddled in their homes during the pandemic.

Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.
by mrb2563 March 23, 2020
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Fagtard

When someone is the definition of gay and retarded. They are the highest ranked person in the retard competition. They are max prestige on cod when the game comes out in the first week. They grind on the game so much that their hair has turned into a brick from not showering. Their skin has turned brown from all of the dead skin molecules building up on their body.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is such a fagtard.
Person 2: look at that fat brick on his head.
by PugiBoi1 November 18, 2020
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Fattard

A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.
Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.
by Biggest brother there is November 30, 2020
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fagtard

Oh, I see tiger is a fagtard as a secret. It was a good trick.
by Decker December 22, 2002
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fagtardmuffin

a fag first of all is a homosexual person, while a fag muffin is an emensly homosexual person, however a fagtardmuffin is an emensly retarded gay homosexual who sucks horse cock, and gets boned in the ass by dogs and pigs etc. while being 19 years old and failing kindergarden sped classes
fagtardmuffin: can u help me?? me: with what? fagtardmuffin: i need help tying my shoes( is 25 years old) i forgot how again and im late, i need to suck dog cock now. me: *kills him*
by doggyfluff^^ October 28, 2009
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fagtard

A Fagtard is a combination between a Retard and a Fag ..
Like Johnny is such a Fucking Fagtard i don't know why he is doing this ...
by Samantha jO January 9, 2007
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Fagtard

Man, you screwed up. You're such a fagtard.
by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008
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