fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

fagopolis

A city with a large homosexual population.

San Francisco is a total fagopolis.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011