Faceplaint

Using the social media site Facebook to vent and complain in status updates. Furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.

My "friend" complained yet again on facebook today. Her faceplaint post read: "I have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish I could go home and nap but I have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can't cook and then I'll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. Urg - I hate Monday to Saturday".

by sanplan March 9, 2012

Faceplaya

Someone who pokes several facebookers of the opposite sex, whether on their friends list or not!

im currently poking 25 girls on Facebook. 3 of whom i dont know. Does this qualify me as a Faceplaya?

by Johnbhoy1973 November 3, 2010

Face Plant

The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.

Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.
Jeff: FUCK

by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006

FaceParty

Clearly the person that posted the definition calling Faceparty "tragic" is too ugly to make use of Faceparty's main benefit, namely its use as a forum for people to meet with a view to having totally meaningless sex.

"I went on Faceparty last night, met a chick and was round her house banging her face within the hour."

by Hoona April 5, 2005

face plant

The fine and precise art of landing ones face into the ground , floor , or concrete usually by act of sporting stupidity or by natural means of clumsiness .

That dumb bitch done face-planted his shit hard .
Nice face plant you stupid fucking idiot..

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy January 1, 2017

faceblank

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments

1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013