two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Balls in my face

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

by Ruperts January 7, 2020

Tiger chicky face

If you want swim passionately in winter with your fabulous hairy chest and muscles, you are a tiger chickyface.

I swim twelve months sir. The body is strong sir. The body resist sir. I know seven languages sir. Finland, Germany and Hollandiya... I'm fabulous, i'm tiger chicky face and i'm sure you want table for two huh?

by ursamajor October 13, 2016

Double Faced Entendre

A double faced entendre, as described by platinum artist Oliver Tree, is a person who, much like an entendre, has two completely different personalities. One being a sweet, angelic one, whilst the other is a backstabbing, devilish one. The problem is when the relationship first starts, you may be “blinded” by love and not recognize this fact until it’s too late.

Ryan: yeah i just a hot out of a really bad relationship. she was different from when i met her.
Matt: yeah she really did seem like a double faced entendre.

by umami0 June 23, 2021

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019