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fannyclamp

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.
"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"
by vefestival09 January 15, 2010
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FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus
Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming
by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011
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Fanny Wrangler

A television studio production assistant who has the job of arranging the attractive females in the studio audience to ensure that they are strategically placed in the front row of the audience so as to appear in the background either side of the presenters.
In order to carry out their duties they also ensure the ugly mingers and fat males are stood at the back well out of shot.
On "Top Gear" there are always a disproportionate number of attractive females stood behind Hammond, Clarkson and May when they doing the studio links

"Get the Fanny Wrangler arranging the hot babes over by the chairs as we do the news in 3 minutes " said the producer.
by Monty3945 November 7, 2012
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fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
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fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack
Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer
by Theslippyone November 19, 2017
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Panny Fanny

When a female meets someone during a pandemic, but they’re in tier three. The rules state they shouldn’t be copulating but they can’t help themselves.
Alphy got himself some serious panny fanny last night down Castlefields. I hear they’ve also been frequenting the orifice regularly too 😍😍 Word on the street is he blows her mind 🤯🤯
by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021
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fanny flutter

He was kissing my neck and pulling my hair, I got major fanny flutter!
by Sas92 September 26, 2013
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