F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

F.I.P.

fuckin Illinois(or Indiana) people

its the weekend so all the fips will be in town

by project fatkid May 9, 2005

F.I.L.T.H.

Faggot
I'd
Like
To
Hump

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."

by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006

f.i.s.h.

Golf slang. Used when a player fails to advance the ball. Fuck Its Still Here

F.i.s.h. I'll try again.

by Al Denmark July 1, 2006

F.I.A.T.

"Fuck In A Truck". This would be the guy in the huge truck that makes harassment of innocent drivers on the road his regular business. M.O. includes tailgating, taking corners with little-to-no breaking, and possessing a generally obnoxious, pissed off type of energy. Typical F.I.A.T. behavior includes (but not limited to): riding your ass for going ONLY 15 mph OVER the speed limit, then whipping around you and deafening you with his pimped out dual exhaust system, and completing the transaction by squeezing back in front of you in the 30" inches you left between yourself and the car in front of you. Also, vehicle of choice most commonly includes a decal of Calvin pissing on a ford/chevy/dodge logo adhered to the back window.

I couldn't see the pedestrian crossing the street, officer, because I was temporarily blinded by some F.I.A.T. and his 1 million watt headlights riding my ass for the past 10 minutes.

or

On my way home from work tonight I thought I was being followed by a U.F.O. But... it turns out it was just a F.I.A.T.

by Jessica Scholl December 9, 2008

F.I.O.F.O

F it
I n
O r
F uck
O ff

Some people around here need to F.I.O.F.O !

by Magician May 19, 2006

F.I.S.H

Fuck
It
Shit
Happens

Its the term that means people should move on with life when something goes wrong. If something doesnt go to plan fuck it and carry on rolling. This is also the word putting YOLO out of buisness.

1: Why the hell did you steal my boyfriend
2: ermm.....
3: F.I.S.H
1; true i forgive you
2: ite x

by AIROLG December 8, 2012