goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

yordam bering exus

The Galra distress signal in Voltron

Galra robot under attack: Yordam bering exus
Other Galra bots: *runs over to help*

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Edusexual

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.

n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?

by Kag December 28, 2005

Excuse

An excuse is a reason for which an individual does or doesn’t do something; it is a transfer of blame from oneself to some other external.

"I did not attend the gym today because I was tired".
"I don't spend my free time reading books because its boring".
"I get drunk because it relaxes me".
"I am overweight because I love food too much".
"I am poor because of the top 1%".
The penultimate excuse involves the movement of things (Time): "I couldn't because I ran out of time".

by AkilahC May 30, 2018

Fucking Excuse You

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

excuse me

A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood

Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death

by Coolkid_NOPE March 31, 2016