extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

Excetera

Word used by people who can't pronounce "etcetera" correctly.

SC2 cast: With all his stalkers, zealots, bexcetera/b, he will be able to crush is opponent.

by BloodyFox June 23, 2011

Life Extension

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.

Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.

by Allen "Aames" Han September 28, 2006

extended cab

A woman with a large ass.

"You see the extended cab on that bitch?"

by Ryan C. Mason December 11, 2007

extended vacation

A prison stay.

I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.

by sweetenough September 30, 2013

Extended Jeromes

Alternative identifier of the type of cold-weather underclothes that cover you from waist to ankle commonly referred to as "Long Johns" .

If you're going out to shovel the driveway, don't forget to wear your Extended Jeromes. You don't want to get a Chilly Willy.

by Paully Bear December 20, 2020

externbaard

the bearded lawyers will do their best to defend your fight with a daylit sensibility, as yet the bearded judges will bury your name under the yards of earth full of suspicion. i know you are lying. the dazzling light is not at all with its phantasmagic wings against the terrified window.

“what is an externbaard?”
“We indian mans my man Mustang 13 jears old me 68 jears old.”

by mustangoctaaf May 6, 2021