exsplosive diarrea

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003

Orgasmically Explosive

When you're just SO badass, you have exploding reproductive "juices"

1: "Dude, I'm like, totally, Orgasmically Explosive!"
2: "I think that's medically frowned upon."
1: "Oh well. You know it's awesome."

by Enrique Duque January 19, 2009

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

A Haiku to Poo

Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea

by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010

explosive diarrhea

A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.

Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.

by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003