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Exogenous Hair Effect

When a man with outstanding hair is able to take home a female beyond his looks and/or stature. Essentially the woman is drawn to the hair and hair alone, but is required to bring the man home as well because of his physical attachment to it. All members of Hanson are fervent lobbyists for the exogenous hair effect. Additionally Robert Pattison's teeth remain unrecognized because of this.
Zach Galifinakis attempting the "Phil Effect" in the Hangover. Also known as the "John Cusack Effect". "How has Jason Schwartzman ever gotten laid? ....The Exogenous Hair Effect."
by lasballs72 April 12, 2010
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esoderec

esoderec

Stereotype for Local middle aged man, works at the Local gas station, and he who lives in his mothers basement, with little to no ambition to work his way out of it.

Probably has a larger than life ego, that does not match his life experience and skill levels. He has strong opinions but somehow blames all his unfortunate life circumstances on others, but yet is eager to point out how everyone should adjust their own life.

Is probably dating a close family member, and you are quite unsure about the whole thing.
What a frustrating thing when you realize that you are an esoderec

My cousin is dating an esoderec, how do I deal with that fact?
by Derick goudet July 9, 2020
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ExodusÀlaBangNaSplat

When a person chooses to "opt out" or commit suicide by cop rather than return to prison
He chose ExodusÀlaBangNaSplat over incarceration
by Las Vicious June 9, 2021
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exovex

A minor 🥵 a mushroom man, also was a doge. likes toradora. be like exovex
vex: i’m part mushroom
me: no ur exovex
by Psychu July 7, 2021
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Exoteric

big hot sexy 6'6 oil money chiseled face robux overflow man.
Bro think he exoteric
by ExotericTar May 19, 2023
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Exodia troll

An insult so absolutely deep and personal that it qualifies as an Instant Win in the argument, akin to the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One.

It is to be used solely as a last resort, as it is extremely powerful and potentially devastating to one's personal relationship.
ANDREW: So Sarah used an Exodia troll on me....

TIM: Ouch. What happened?

ANDREW: We were having an argument and she brought up that one time I forgot my lines in the middle of my play last year.

TIM: Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's a low blow.
by ww451 October 31, 2011
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exidence

exidence is inexplicable. Its creation is shrouded in mystery. Ambiguous in its meaning, esoteric in its usage - exidence is not a word used by the masses in the vernacular. Lo! exidence is not a word; nay, it is not a vernacular tool for common folk. It is a perplexing concept. It is the seed of euphoria. Once rooted into one's soul, the host is at once elevated to a state of gaiety.
Be gone melancholy! For ye not in possesion of any chimerical potion great enough to stop exidence.
by zan farooq September 7, 2005
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