Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

existence

Something that I wish I did not do

f@#$ my existence

by hsvgdhjxwceg April 5, 2019

No Excuses

Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...

There's 'no excuses' for not making the most of your life.

by saintjohn February 11, 2013

excuse me bro

what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.

*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.

by reggie in full effect September 24, 2005

Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

“Excuse the fuck”

“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

by @W01 October 27, 2020

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Non existing

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

by Donald_nut July 7, 2018