Excepté une fois au châlet

Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s

Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.

by pussieseverywhere May 6, 2016

excervous

a mixture between excited and nervous. excited about the situation, but at the same time, a little nervous, it could be scary or something new.

Guy: Man i ship out to iraq in 1 more week.
Guy 2: Yea dude, i can imagine your pretty excervous.

by Scoop D September 6, 2005

excel boner

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.

VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.

by halee June 10, 2014

Excess semen

The stuff that gets along the sides

Had to sleep in the wet spot last night bc of excess semen

by Erin bloodgood March 2, 2019

Excellent

Something that is outstanding or very good or used to indicate or describe approval.

Wow, the car is in excellent condition even though it is 15 years old!

by Google Tricks June 18, 2023

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

Excellent

*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."

by Occifer August 20, 2008