Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
Get the Escort showermug. A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
Get the sober escortmug. Escort is a model in the line up of automobile manufacturer Ford Motor Company. Escort is a model of automobile that has a long history dating back to the 1950s it started it's life out in Europe before eventually coming to America in the 1980s before eventually reaching end of production in 2003. The most notable version of the Escort is from 1992-1996 where as part of Group A Rally homologation Ford produced a homologation special of the Escort named the Ford Escort RS Cosworth in which only 7,145 cars were ever built during it's production run.
by AmCarGuy June 14, 2024
Get the Escortmug. These days it typically refers to established sex workers and women who work through established agencies. They work under the guise of being a "companion" for dinner dates and outcalls (at hotels for sex). Many may think she doesn't have sex with most of her clients, but they are wrong and deluded. They are classier and put to a higher standard than street walkers and so called prostitutes, however, at the essence of it all, they are sex workers at base.
Wealthy unsatisfied cheating guy: I hired an escort because I want to cheat on my wife/gf without her knowing and without going on dating apps.
by someoneyouwillneverknow7 December 11, 2023
Get the Escortmug. A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
Get the Indentured Escortmug. A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.
Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
Get the Upscale Escortmug. 
Get the Escortmug.