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Erutcurts

This is the word, structure, only backwards. My Dad messages this to me ever since my English teacher said I had good structure in my essay.
What’s the Great Wall of China? It’s the largest erutcurts in the world!
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eruption

This form of musical sexual intercourse is initiated as the male partner sits on the bed playing funky slap bass while the female services him with oral sex. During this time, the male partner typically says things like "Yeah, bitch I be gettin' ma funk on wid ma bass, now you be gettin' yo groove on wid ma jimmy."
As the man feels he is approaching his orgasm, he will steadily increase the speed of his playing. Seconds before orgasm, he will remove his genetalia from the female's mouth, cast the bass aside and instead proceed to slap her face with his penis senselessly. In accordance with the fact that he is "slapping" with his penis, he will also continue to imitate funky bass sounds as the penis hits her face, to make it seem as though he was still playing. Typically, the male will say during this period "Ma dick be tight, and so be ma playin', bitch!" Upon orgasm, he will lay down an even eruption of semen onto her face and exclaim, "Damn bitch, ya make ma playin' so tight I broked a string." A period of role play will then ensue in which the male pretends to be a famous rock star and the female a groupie who damaged his "instrument."
During a 1985 Van Halen show, bassist Michael Anthony was reportedly seen by drummer Alex Van Halen as doing this to a groupie named Gracia Barr. To all known sources, he invented this technique. The reason for this technique being known as "eruption" is because Van Halen has a popular song of this name.
by dave bowen July 22, 2006
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eruption

a van halen song featuring onr of the best guitar solos known to man
eruption kicks ass but if you looked this up your probly a poser
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Erupting Volcanal

When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
My partner allowed me to perform the erupting volcanal last night!
by 22thebenzok July 27, 2019
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volcanic ass eruption

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

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After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".
Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!
by lil dookie November 5, 2013
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Eropt

Bad or worse

Not to be mistaken for erupt which is completely different.
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Eropt

Thats eropt
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