res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Erectographic memory

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.

Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.

by masterdebator182 October 6, 2010

erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.

1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.

by XRacer16 November 2, 2015

ERCOT

The act of guaranteeing success, but acting in a manner that guarantees widespread failure.

Stan managed to ERCOT the presentation. It was a total disaster.

by csm0004 February 18, 2021

Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

erectile dysfunction

the #1 cause of suicide in the United States

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara

by manc od May 25, 2006