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Rectal Enlargement Programs

Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.
Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !
by SkiDale September 25, 2006
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encasement

The state of one’s whole body being wrapped up like an Egyptian mummy in a latex suit, sleepsack, or other fetish gear for the purposes of sexual gratification.
Person A: "Are you still up for some hot encasement action tonight?”
Person B: “You bet!"
by WestMax December 19, 2018
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Cerebral Engorgement

Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California
The Shatter Skull was caused by Cerebral Engorgement
by Heavyguns666 May 5, 2010
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Penis enlargement pills

Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️
by Mmmmm gayyy March 4, 2019
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enragement child

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.
<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."
by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015
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engagment

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.
Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just cant take the suspinse!!!11!
by LaLa Lola February 1, 2008
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pudendum enlargement

the term used for the penis girls grow. generally they have to cut it weekly, but to really depends on the person. it can grow from 1-6 inches, but it really depends on the hormones, genetics, age, and weight. it stops growing with menopause, and sex can often speed up the growing process. some girls get a shot or a removal surgery at birth and were never taught about it, some get removal surgeries when they’re older.
“umm...does that girl have a penis?”
yeah bro that’s pudendum enlargement”
by mooberrytheshow May 26, 2020
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