Endolphins

Endolphins are the big brother to endorphins, and can create a high so potent that it is often deadly. If is estimated that less than 1% of world's population has the ability to release this chemical. Only elite athletes who GTL on a regular basis have a shot at achieving this amazing feat.

Pauly D: Bruh how was the gym sesh?
Joshie D: Unreal my dude, just released some endolphins!
Pauly D: Eyyy GTL game strong!

by Chocolate Brown June 5, 2015

Endont

To give a present that you actually want for yourself.

Luke Endonted Mark a PS3 for his birthday

by AssistantStageManager December 7, 2010

endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.

by killa_dilla May 12, 2014

Endo

An uncommon japanese surname that are descendants of the powerful Fujiwara Clan, mainly found in eastern japan. In the past this clan were powerful daimyos, nobles or in aristocracy

Oh! Endo you say?!? They are a very strong and hardworking family!!

by yuukinox1827 May 29, 2016

endnote

A junk reference management program that universities pay unspeakable amounts of money for.

Doing your 40,000 word+ dissertation using EndNote as a reference manager, and Microsoft Word as a word processor is just asking for trouble.

by ignomarusrex November 2, 2017

endocycled heracrossian

Fuckin dumbass nigga named brandon fr though fuck that lil nigga he a whole inch smaller then me and i fucking hate him nibba can go suck off donny or some shit ya feelin? yeah fuck that nigga smn

wow look at that endocycled heracrossian couldnt be me smd

by Tyfuse July 9, 2020

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013