pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejaculate

What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time

-Jack not arriving on time-

“Ejaculate”

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020

Ejaculater

Spunks all day everyday ovber men!

David Taylor

by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003