Edison Chen 

A hong-kong Canadian actor/ singer who had his sex photos leaked onto the internet by his computer technician who copied his entire hardrive and restored his deleted pictures (from 4 years before the pictures were leaked) when Edison brought his laptop to get fixed. Something also, some people need to give him a break, it's the 21st century, people shouldn't get punished because they like to have sex and someone who the women need to forgive because it wasn't his fault. How is he a coward for not apologizing, it wasn't his fault. However, he is now returning back into the industry after his "indefinite" leave with his new album, confusion

Edison Chen is the largest photo sex scandal in Asia

Edison Chen by Edisonyayy February 20, 2011

Edison penis 

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

Edison penis by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Edison Ho 

Edison Ho is the nicest person on the planet who loves to eat egg rolls.

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

Edison Ho by Ieatpickles69 November 19, 2020

Edison Ho 

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

Edison Ho by Ieatpickles69 November 19, 2020

Edison's Head 

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

Edison's Head by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).

Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

Definition:

P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong

Edison Hoang by ChineseLatkes July 28, 2021

Edison at PAX 

1) A person who places third place in a competitive tournament, but fail to receive a medal for their efforts; 2) A person who won’t stop talking about their shortcomings in a tournament to their guardian, such as they father; or 3) Both.

Son, quit that. You’re literally Edison at PAX right now.

Edison at PAX by Coley_joshua November 23, 2024