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excuse my french 

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.
Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.
excuse my french by benny September 5, 2003

excuse my french 

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.
"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."
excuse my french by Phatal October 2, 2003

excuse hole 

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from
Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot
excuse hole by Goh nakhor October 1, 2018

Excuse me while I kiss this guy 

A common misinterpretation of the famous Jimi Hendrix quote "Excuse me while I kiss the sky", from the song Purple Haze.
OMFG He said excuse me while I kiss this guy! What a faggot!

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.
Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse-Movie 

Can mean several things:

1) A movie that is right on the cusp of being taken out of theaters.

2) A terrible or less than enjoyable movie you can view at home.

Both have the same purpose. To create a backdrop to either making out, talking, or a friendly get-together. The former of which is the most common.
"Hey man, i'm taking this girl out to see Madagascar 3!"

"What? In early August? Dude, that is such an Excuse-Movie now. What are you really planning on doing?"

"...possibly getting my hand down her pants..."

"Yeah, have fun with that while Katy Perry is blasting in the background."
Excuse-Movie by Pelican501 September 6, 2012