ESSWCPW

Stands for Eating Sleeping Shitting Wanking Crying Pissing Working. An abbreviation that is used to describe life cynically, sometimes half jokingly. It is used to reflect the listless and boring cycle we are all stuck in 24/7 without realizing it.

Person 1: "Man I had such a boring time yesterday!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Sometimes life seems to be all about ESSWCPW!"

by Imtheweirdsinner November 13, 2013

Essic

Your name is Jessica but you were on TikTok and saw that people were looking up the definition of their names without the first and last letter on urban dictionary.

Let me look up essic on urban dictionary and see what I get.

by jessica65t6 April 24, 2020

Essynce

The most kindness and beautiful girl u will even me she is a person you can talk to and will always be there for u and has a lit sprit but will treat people how the treat her . And she is fine asf and all the boys want her

Man, Essynce is the finest girl ever and she deserves a gentleman

by Unknown names May 18, 2018

Essin

Shortened version of only messing. Mainly used after an insult.

E.g. Josh you’ve got a fat head, essin

by ML birko October 12, 2019

essic

A very loyal and sweet girl, even though she is kinda shy.

essic would be a very good girlfriend for you

by twinsX2 April 2, 2020

Extended Essay

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...

by Patric Hong January 12, 2009

Essketit

Extreme alteration of "Lets Get It". Popularized by a Soundcloud artist named "Lil Pump".(other aliases include "Professor Pump", "Liliam Pumpernickle", "Lyrical Genius", ect) Lil Pump was first seen using this term when recording himself inside of a car with Smokepurpp. Smokepurpp exclaimed "Look at all these shopping bags!", and then there was an uproar inside of the vehicle of them chaotically screaming "Essketit" without a determinable purpose.

"Essketit" can mean a plethora of things. It can be used to express excitement, pleasure, acceptance, ect. Basically, it means "I/We will prosper, let us proceed".

Agamemnon: "Brothers! Let us smite the wretched Troy and retrieve Our great queen, Helen!"

Greek Military: *exclaims in unison*

Agamemnon: "ESSKETIT!"

Greek Military: *in unison*"ESSKETIT!!"

by Purrpologist March 5, 2019