Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Eskimo Street Walker

a girl who dresses sexy WEARING FURRY BOOTS.

Get to this club! Its filled with Eskimo Street Walkers!

by RaleighHood May 30, 2012

esketifs

When you wanna esketit with the boys by sipping on some apertifs

Let's get some esketifs to celly JL paying his student loan

by dantourage May 5, 2018

Eskimo Sleeve

An Eskimo Sleeve is when your pubes continue half the length of your shaft (erect).

“Ainu and Northern Inuit people evolved the Eskimo Sleeve to keep their peepers warm in the harsh arctic winters. “

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Eskimo Kiss Project

A trio of three woman who gave the YouTube audience the pleasure of being able to watch Alles Was Zählt (AWZ)'s supercouple Deniz & Roman (DeRo). The trio consists of Aldi, Lilith and Shelly (full names were not given) who are amazing at the descriptions they give, subtitles they provide for English speaking audiences and letting us watch the German soap itself! Eskimo Kiss Project is often shorten to EKP.

Person 1: "OMG Eskimo Kiss Project updated their channel!"

Person 2: "Seriously? No way!"

by Random Fangirl July 12, 2010

Eskil

He's the perfect daddy and is pretty hot.

I have an Eskil as my daddy.

by yeehawboi5 October 1, 2020

Eskimo Eyepatch

When you jizz in a girls eye, making it impossible for her to see out of that eye, making a patch shaped puddle of jizz.

She looked like a pirate when I gave her an eskimo eyepatch.

by Phatern24 July 10, 2010