Super Employee

Someone who takes his/her job way too seriously

Someone who goes way too far with their job

They also can be referred to as an SE

If your reading this and you think its stupid, then you might be a Super Employee
Bryan: You hear that Richard stayed after work for 2 hours last night just to clean, and didn't get paid for it

Bob: No I didn't hear that, but i can totally believe it, because he is a Super Employee
by Big Benis July 28, 2008
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CBC Employee

An incompetent person, often with a bad attitude who works a public service job, knowing that they have job security because it is extremely hard to fire them. These individuals have lost the passion for their work and take out their problems on other people. Named after the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, known shorthand as CBC.
That CBC Employee gave my tax information to the Proshred guy instead of giving it back to the goverment. As a result, I lost my home and my business.
by Mad Truck Driver December 13, 2021
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Non-Employee

Collects the pay check but avoids doing any actual work.
Jody is a first class non-employee. We’ve yet to see her execute a single task save for picking up her paycheck from her mail slot.
by The Terminolojest August 17, 2019
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Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.
That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!
by Asshat McSpazzypants November 30, 2008
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Hate Employee

A follower of a hater who hates with them. A person who lives to hate, someone who despises other people who have succeeded in their goals or who are trying to reach their goals. Someone who rather talk behind somebody's back instead of looking at that someone in the eye and say what they feel about them.

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Boy 1: "I can't stand that kid. My friend told me he's trying to be a rapper. He'll never make it!"

Boy 2: "Stop being a Hate Employee!"
by JC_407 January 21, 2009
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Low Level Employee

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
by marshland June 01, 2013
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Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
Employees Only Room yes
by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019
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