emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

Emese

She is the most Beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She is a very tall blonde girl and is very nice. Everyone will want to be friends with a girl like her. An Emese is so awesome and cool and fun to be around.

She is so Beautiful, she is such an Emese!

by Theryleesnaith February 24, 2017

eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Emogelical

White evangelical Christian males, under the age of 40, who wear skinny jeans, attend Q Conferences, and think there's a 72% chance that gays are going to hell. They care a lot about poor people, from a distance. They get Seth Godin's daily email and they like to debate about atonement theology, even though they don't quite understand it. Hair is very important. They are known to create drama in the College and Young Career groups at mega-churches for breaking up with their girlfriends because "the Lord just wants me to be single for a while, so that I can really give him all the glory," and they say that they've "kissed dating goodbye." When they start dating someone else in the College and Young Career group the next week, they say, "the Lord just really laid it on my heart that I need to start courting again." Emogelicals often take online seminary classes and work as baristas.

My church is being taken over by Emogelicals. All they want to do is mack with girls and have Bible studies about chastity.

by Teejbuddy May 28, 2010

Elmosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Elmo. Usually about 3-6 year olds.

"Tickle me Elmo Makes Me Elmosexual"

by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018

emore

An equal combination of an emo and a whore.

Shannon B is such an emore, I can't even take all her black.

by Seck Seey October 11, 2013

Anti-egoseismic

Where ever one goes about, they think that disaster flees from them and/or the area, state or country that they live within.

Watch Good Mythical Morning of Rhett and Links 'How to prepare for an Earthquake' on Youtube for a better definition.

Link would GLADLY accept being an anti-egoseismic, since where ever he seems to go, earthquakes flee from him. (maybe amongst other things too ;) at one point he wishes to be commissioned for the good deed he has done for his city.

by Evalseralc June 13, 2012