Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 25, 2008

Rotten eggrole

A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.

I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!

by Soxtynine4life May 20, 2023

likly eggrole

likly eggrole is a girl that has a penis. she eats butt and sniffs toes. eggrole has an IQ of a fetus.

did you see likly eggrole ?? she was just sniffing a booty crack

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019

eggroll fun

When you get an eggroll and put it in another persons anus.

I just had some eggroll fun with my friend!

by bootieclappa April 20, 2015

Fort Eggroll

A national united states relic located in Flanders New Jersey

I went to fort eggroll for delicious egg rolls

by Fort Eggroll Lover April 08, 2022

California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 09, 2020

Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 25, 2024